My neighbor told one of his buddies, that a "branch" needed to be cleaned up in his backyard..
I see this old guy (in his late 70s) with tiny chainsaw over there, and he tells me
about the little branch story.. LOL!
The chain came off his saw, but instead of taking my offer of some tools to put it back on,
he said "I'll fix it at home" and jumped in his pickup, to never be seen again..
