[Big Al]

Sorry Xringer, we probably can't allow those first two photographs as evidence. They look like forgeries to me . Still that will be up to the war crimes tribunal. (And another thing -we suspect that rebel Washington of avoiding our legitimate ferry tax when he crossed the Delaware.)
We in Britain are quick to forgive and forget ( The T.Rex that crossed the then existing landbridge to Britain and ate some of our plant eaters has already been forgiven although we did have a bit of trouble gathering evidence-we think it was German but can't prove it) but that tea business is just too fresh in the memory.
Piwoslaw -As one of the few countries not in our Glorious Empire we do not hold it against Poland that you decided to export to Sweden. We also certainly have n't forgotten that Poland probably saved Europe twice (Siege of Vienna , and Miracle on the Vistula ) and received precious little thanks for either. Was n't it Poland as well that precipitated the fall of the iron curtain ? You've also had a lot of trouble with the neighbours who in general seem a pretty aggressive bunch-we've got the Picts and Scots but fotunately there's not a lot of them.
Poland will get their share after the Kiwis have had their pick although you might have to wait until we have recovered our Glorious Empire (won't be easy.We're going to tackle the Yanks first , then the Ozzies, followed rapidly by the S. Africans and India,then the rest. Pity the French are n't on our list-we could do with an easy match but at least we have n't drawn China or Israel.